Inner Peace

I'm passing this on because it has definitely worked for me.
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. It reads: "the way to achieve inner peace is to finish the things you've started." I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Bailey's, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart of beer.

You have no idea how good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

Have a marvelous day.